Friday, April 23, 2010

I came across this list and it gave me a good chuckle.

Enjoy, pretty sure everyone is like this...

2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can

think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my

own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you

realize you're wrong.

4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to

have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks

when they've invented the lighter?

5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're

going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be

going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction

from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or

phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no

one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching

directions on the sidewalk.

6. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was


7. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This

recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be

ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

9. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

10. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and

suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw


11. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes

stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes

shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right

parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond

earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

12. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

13. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than

take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish

a text.

17. Was learning cursive really necessary?

18. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to


19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

20. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron

test is absolutely petrifying.

21. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I

hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

22. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and

smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

26. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I

know how to get out of my neighborhood.

28. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the

shower first and THEN turn on the water.

29. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,

and you can wear them forever.

30. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

31. Bad decisions make good stories

32. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile

is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder

BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

33. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every


35. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go

around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly

nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a


37. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want

to have to restart my collection.

38. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going

to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.

39. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if

I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did

not make any changes to.

40. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching

TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I

keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a

matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be

friends after this?'

41. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!),

but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.

What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

42. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing

anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

43. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't

already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then

I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

50. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to

with it.

51. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys

in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass

everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7

seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

52. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on and the

link takes me to a video instead of text.

53. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they

drive behind obeys the speed limit.

54. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or

Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay.

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